Dear Mr.Trystan Swale (Circle Maker)

Hi - It seems you’ve spent too long trampling crops at night that you’ve started confusing your own footprints for facts, perhaps you have overdosed on pesticides. Easy mistake, I suppose, when you’re out past midnight with nothing but a plank, a headtorch, and a vivid imagination, reality can get a bit wobbly.
I’m not here for “beef,” mainly because I don’t know you well enough, and also because I prefer my drama without mud on my shoes. But judging by the creative fiction on your malicious and fictitious website, you’ve got me confused with someone from whatever fantasy novel you think you’re living in.
So let me clear this up — briefly, because honestly, I don’t need to explain anything to you. I stepped away from the crop circle circus years ago. Then I visited one or two of your… artisan agricultural vandalism pieces in 2025, and it reminded me of the days when I ran most of Cropcirclewisdom — about 80% of it, if we’re being precise.
After bumping into Andrew, I asked if he fancied reviving a site. His answer was a solid, unshakeable “No.” I asked if he minded me doing it. His reply? “Do what you like.” He even offered his archives, notes and hundreds of images, which was very kind of him and very inconvenient for your conspiracy theories.
So here we are. Some content from old  PDF files revived with the ability to cut and simply paste from one file to another- it saves time you know and even some new material of my own, and to be frank with you I have absolutely zero interest in wrestling with trolls like you who spend more time flattening crops than checking facts.
If the accuracy of this site interferes with your nocturnal hobby of tiptoeing through farmers’ fields at night,  well that’s unfortunate. And illegal. Very illegal.
So maybe give the rumours a rest. Try saying something true for once. You might even enjoy the novelty  and who knows, it could be a refreshing change from being the most disliked circle maker in Wiltshire, Hampshire and Dorset - possibly even Berkshire and Warwickshire. 

As a circle maker you could add so much more positivity to the subject and be more respected by the community. It is a shame that you have chosen to be the one and only outcast. Change your ways it might do you some good.

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